WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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toocooltobehipster:

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

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if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

The Moon - Soul Eater